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New poem by TCBH resident poet Gary Lindorff -- 'Monsanto and the EPA: How are they doing?"

By dlindorff - Posted on 09 September 2016

Monsanto is walking

With his best friend-with-benefits, the EPA:

So why are you dragging your heels

Signing off on glyphosate?

EPA: Oh, we’re having such a nice walk,

Do you really want to ask me that?

I thought we were going to have a nice time.

Why don’t you just say how pretty my hair looks.

I had it done for you.

Monsanto: Please don’t change the subject.

I’m serious. I have huge plans and

You are holding things up.

We should be better at this game by now.

EPA: Listen to you.

You seem to have forgotten I am an “environmental” agency.

You know I love you

But the public believes in me.

P is for “protection” (snort-laugh).

Monsanto: Right...


For the rest of this new poem by ThisCantBeHappening! resident poet GARY LINDORFF, please go to:


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