Just Say No

I heard an anti-scammer on NPR the other day, and he has made it his vocation to "out-scam" the scammers, such as the "Nigerian prince scams " . When they call, he says he will wire them a few hundred to thousands of dollars and gives them another home phone line and tells them its his "cell phone" . Then he calls them back from his "cell phone" and tells them he is "driving towards Western Union" (he put background noise on a tape that sounds like heavy rush hour traffic while he is "driving" towards "Western Union" talking on his "Cell phone"). He tells the receiving end that he is almost there and for them to expect their "thousands" within the hour, and then all of a sudden you hear him "panic" and then these horrible "crashing and screaming noises ", then dead silence. "The Nigerian prince" then realizes that he was duped out of thousands of dollars ! (tee-hee)

How many variations of this can we do to those who call but will not impeach?.... let us count the ways! :-D